water sports

The lakes in the North West of England will be merged so that they are big enough to support all forms of water based entertainment.

aging

People over 50 years of age on April 1st 2020 will be allowed to freeze their age.

aging

People over 50 years of age on April 1st 2020 will be allowed to freeze their age.

the national debt

We will solve the nation’s ongoing deficit problem by negotiating a 0% balance transfer of the national debt to Capitol One and MBNA.

Fraud

The Serious Fraud Office will be renamed the Not So Serious Fraud Office until such a time as they take bribery, corruption and fraud more… Read More »Fraud