crimes against the police

To incentivise the police to get out and catch law breakers, crimes against the police and their families will be de-criminalised.

Brexit

We know that many people are un-happy with Brexit. Particularly the Scots. Therefore we intend to pro-mote the Scottish nation as a whole to stand… Read More »Brexit

lottery numbers

National Lottery tickets will be amended to include popular numbers such as umpteen, 5 bajillion and infinity minus one.

baroque furniture

More baroque furniture in IKEA to provide those without minimalist sensibilities the ability to shop cheaply in convenient out of town environments.