People and Places

water sports

The lakes in the North West of England will be merged so that they are big enough to support all forms of water based entertainment.


The City of London is a jewel in the crown. We will extend the franchise of the City of London, to other cities, setting up… Read More »cities


We will count all the islands in British territorial waters to make sure none of them have been sto-len, disappeared of are being used for… Read More »Islands

pub noise

There will be an official investigation into the volume a talking in Wetherspoon’s pubs to determine why, despite the absence of loud annoying music, it… Read More »pub noise