contingency planning
In the event that things all go horribly wrong domestically we will declare war on a fictitious South American country. We will explain to the… Read More »contingency planning
In the event that things all go horribly wrong domestically we will declare war on a fictitious South American country. We will explain to the… Read More »contingency planning
We will fund a series of advertisements to assist the Advertising Standards Authority to project an image of effectiveness and authority in the area of… Read More »advertising standards
National Lottery tickets will be amended to include popular numbers such as umpteen, 5 bajillion and infinity minus one.
More baroque furniture in IKEA to provide those without minimalist sensibilities the ability to shop cheaply in convenient out of town environments.
People over 50 years of age on April 1st 2020 will be allowed to freeze their age.
People over 50 years of age on April 1st 2020 will be allowed to freeze their age.
Many people believe that the Nazis established a secret base on the dark side of the moon shortly before they saw defeat on Earth. We… Read More »nazis on the moon
We will not seek to abolish the Monarchy, but we will seek to polish them. This will be achieved by equipping the corgis with fluffy… Read More »the monarchy