National Security

All overseas territories to be towed back into British waters to avoid them being lost or taken over by hostile countries. The spaces left by… Read More »overseas territories

The Ministry of Defence will be re-branded as the Ministry of Attack!! in order to scare would be aggressors and thereby avoiding the need to… Read More »ministry of attack

All British Embassies will be mounted on 6 foot mechanical legs so that they can run away if threatened.