schools
We know education is broken and every new policy seems to make it worse but there are still things we haven’t tried, we will: Make… Read More »schools
September 2020
who wants to be a tax payer
All billionaires will be required to compete in a special series of the popular game show ‘Who Wants to Be a Millionaire’. The revised format… Read More »who wants to be a tax payer
disabled parking
We will tackle the oversupply of disabled car parking places by imposing heavy penalties on disabled drivers who abuse their status and park in non-disabled… Read More »disabled parking
long term sickness
We will cure the long-term sick by sending them back to work as working improves health and is ‘good for you’.
contingency planning
In the event that things all go horribly wrong domestically we will declare war on a fictitious South American country. We will explain to the… Read More »contingency planning
prison overcrowding
We will reduce overcrowding in prisons by making all prisoners stand further from each other. If that doesn’t work we will release all the innocent… Read More »prison overcrowding
police and teacher parties
We will abolish the after school teacher’s orgies and all night police drug parties until such a time as the scale of the problem can… Read More »police and teacher parties
britain’s least wanted
We will encourage criminals to commit less serious crimes by publicising “Britain’s Least Wanted” list and making TV shows which are committed to giving criminals… Read More »britain’s least wanted
crimes against the police
To incentivise the police to get out and catch law breakers, crimes against the police and their families will be de-criminalised.
crime bloggers
The designation ‘Detective’ will be removed from all police job titles. Instead we will properly recognise that most crimes are solved by posting clips of… Read More »crime bloggers