emergency services
We will save the public time and money by allowing them to list the emergency services (999) as their emergency contact number for all situations… Read More »emergency services
Basic Drawing Skills for Schools (and not just rainbows)
The experience of Covid-19 has revealed the exceptionally poor state of children’s drawing skills. The sight of thousands of poorly drawn rainbows in homes up… Read More »Basic Drawing Skills for Schools (and not just rainbows)
‘Once In, Never Out’ Fully Gated Care Home Facilities
Despite early promise the government’s handling of C-19 global, world-wide, international pandemic has been shambolic. The policy to move the elderly out of normal hospitals… Read More »‘Once In, Never Out’ Fully Gated Care Home Facilities
schools
We know education is broken and every new policy seems to make it worse but there are still things we haven’t tried, we will: Make… Read More »schools
who wants to be a tax payer
All billionaires will be required to compete in a special series of the popular game show ‘Who Wants to Be a Millionaire’. The revised format… Read More »who wants to be a tax payer
disabled parking
We will tackle the oversupply of disabled car parking places by imposing heavy penalties on disabled drivers who abuse their status and park in non-disabled… Read More »disabled parking
long term sickness
We will cure the long-term sick by sending them back to work as working improves health and is ‘good for you’.
contingency planning
In the event that things all go horribly wrong domestically we will declare war on a fictitious South American country. We will explain to the… Read More »contingency planning
prison overcrowding
We will reduce overcrowding in prisons by making all prisoners stand further from each other. If that doesn’t work we will release all the innocent… Read More »prison overcrowding
police and teacher parties
We will abolish the after school teacher’s orgies and all night police drug parties until such a time as the scale of the problem can… Read More »police and teacher parties